~Word to the Wise~

Did you know that if you take a small child who, after being sleep deprived the night before, ran around out-of-doors all day in an attempt to loosen musous, then give said child copious amounts of herbal tea while inhaling herbal breathing treatments, and place that same child in a comfy chair to sleep, THAT. . .

small child will have his lower limbs affected by severe loss of blood due to sleeping in chair, wake up in hysterical screams while running around the living room because he is disoriented, then will so suddenly loose control that all of the herbal tea that the "Wise Mother" gave him will end up in a line from the living room to the bathroom but never quite make it into the toilet?  In the form of urine?

I'm just sayin'.
       So you know in the future.
                 This just might happen to you.
                             So don't laugh too hard.